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Introduction, ja?

Sun Jul 30, 2006, 3:34 AM
I'm the fast, sexualized schoolgirl, all pigtails and cigarettes, busting her blouse buttons and aware of the power lurking beneath her pleated skirt. Angst-free. 75% sarcasm. No botox.

My hair is tampax red and I tend to gravitate towards the most obscene and/or exotic. This site is really just a means to let my scrawny leg through the door as far as modelling goes; I don't display my actual drawing/designs on public forums, because I take it seriously to the point where I'm furious with anybody daring to question it.. So this is mainly an archive for images of myself, maybe an occasional one will give off the facade of being properly executed, but really, I have other modelling accounts where I'm trying to hook up with photographers.. If you're one of them or a stylist, contact me.

Things I enjoy:
- bizarre angles.
- bright, bold, obnoxious colors.
- moody, emotional shit.
- clever messages.
- anatomy, either really muscular or really sickly thin.
- inhumanely possible poses.
- anything fuzion frenzy.
- expressive features.
- a charming artist behind it all.

MY WEBSITE IS MY OWN PERSONAL (SHITTY) PHOTOGRAPHY. I AM NOT PROFESSIONAL BY ANY MEANS, BUT STARTING TONIGHT (LATE JULY) I AM ACCEPTING OFFERS. THIS IS MAINLY JUST A MEANS TO EXPRESS MY OWN QUIET STUPIDITY. BUT EXPECT MORE PROFESSIONAL SHIT LATER ON WHEN I BECOME ESTABLISHED. Fuck.

CONTACT ME IF YOU WANT THE LINK TO MY ACTUAL MODELLING PORTFOLIO. KTHNX.

I enjoy fucking deaf chicks in their useless ear canals.
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  • Current Residence: West Warwick, Rhode Island
  • Interests: Trashy reality shows. Androgyny. Vegas prostitutes. 20 straight tequila shots. Nadsat slang. Acid.
  • Favourite movie: A Clockwork Orange. Pulp Fiction. Hero. Sex Pistols: Filth and the Fury.
  • Favourite band or musician: Sex Pistols. Miles Davis. Immortal Technique. Talib Kweli.
  • Favourite genre of music: I have no preference, my taste in music fluctuates more than my manic moods.
  • Favourite artist: Frida Kahlo.
  • Favourite poet or writer: No comment, I don't read famous poetry.
  • Favourite photographer: Joel Peter Witkin.
  • Favourite style of art: Macabre, anatomy, political propaganda, surrealism.
  • MP3 player of choice: My computer.
  • Shell of choice: Wtf? I hate some of these questions.
  • Wallpaper of choice: I've got a hideous neon pink/yellow desktop, that's all the courts will allow me to reveal
  • Favourite game: Wild Arms. FFVII (Jesus christ, how obvious). FUUUUUUZIONN FRENNNNNZZYYYYY.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation forever, babycakes.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog.
  • Personal Quote: The probability of me liking you is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your usefulness.
  • Tools of the Trade: Digital camera? I don't use this site to showcase my actual drawn art (yet).

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~Kejoco Apr 16, 2009, 5:59:55 AM
Hey, are you ever going to post more pictures? I hope so
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~DarkaileChild Mar 17, 2009, 1:57:41 AM
Thank you so much for the fav ^^

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=l-karo-l Jan 17, 2009, 7:19:19 AM
thanks a lot for the visit <3 i love the picture of your cats ^w^

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Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be



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~sarjan Feb 8, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
hello:)

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if there is a perfect man,
women would love God less...
because they would love the man more...
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~AHMEDMIRAG Apr 24, 2007, 1:50:02 AM
nice gallery;)

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*madlynx Jan 1, 2007, 9:03:40 AM
Nice and Cool8-) :gallery:
Beautiful Lady;-) :flagcanada:
Happy :new: Year:party:

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~earther Nov 25, 2006, 1:38:18 AM
Eyebrows like yours really fuck with my head.
Anyway, i think you should have a look at the people in my photos. You may find a few who interest you. Or maybe not.

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